Dear Lord, I know I’m supposed to be pure and holy; made in your image and likeness. I really am on that path but I have a couple of things I need to ask: Can you please make me great at sex? I’m definitely waiting till my wedding day but can you make me andContinue reading “My most carnal prayer requests”
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Twinkle little star
Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. I wonder if you’ll crack under pressure and return to your old, unshinny ways. If you’ll fold up and wait for Mama Star to come find you. I wonder if the little time you’ve spent as a shiny star has gotten to your head andContinue reading “Twinkle little star”
“I’m authentic”
AUTHENTIC ! ORIGINAL! UNINFLUENCED?! I think not! While I danced to the beat of some of the most soulful songs of the 70’s & 80’s, I had an epiphany. It’s funny because I wasn’t even drinking, so I guess this is divine. What I’m about to tell came directly from the Grapevine. Are you readyContinue reading ““I’m authentic””
When pigs fly
Where on earth is Dumbo? If you had told me about the corona virus a year ago, I probably would’ve thought you were joking because “that’s never gonna happen!”, but here I am, three weeks into a nationwide lockdown and all I can think about are things that could never ever happen. Here’s my listContinue reading “When pigs fly”
Moving forward
I made a promise to you and I; to never stop moving forward. On my lowest days, I look back to see if you’re running in the right direction and I smile to myself knowing that you are. You’ve run so far ahead of me that my attempts to keep up with you almost madeContinue reading “Moving forward”
