Where on earth is Dumbo?
If you had told me about the corona virus a year ago, I probably would’ve thought you were joking because “that’s never gonna happen!”, but here I am, three weeks into a nationwide lockdown and all I can think about are things that could never ever happen. Here’s my list
- Beyonce making an appearance on Keeping up with the Kardashians
- Liverpool winning more league titles than United
- Admitting that you hate Drake simply because you want to be him
- Marriage will be seen for what it really is
- Maive will finally put herself first and stop dicking around with her future
- Depression will be cured by an over-the-counter medication
- Kim admitting that her butt was bought and paid for
- Ice Prince will become relevant again
- Arsenal will win a league title
- We’ll admit that the UN can’t do shit without us
- Issa and Lawrence will get back together
- Capitalism will be eradicated (I might actually die if this happens, but it’ll never happen)
- Agreeing that Trump is the best thing that happened to comedians and modern day America
- We’ll admit that Rihanna’s career thrives on mystery and sex appeal (I love her, she’s a great human)
That’s me and Mo’s list, if you don’t like it, write yours.
Leave comments about what you think could never happen in the comments section.
Be safe!
The Making 